I'm Scared!!!

As I was cutting the black dead parts off of our Venus Flytrap, I found myself hoping that it didn't snap close on my finger and eat me.  I know, a little far-fetched, but really, it scares me.

This got me to thinking...I'm scared of a lot of things, actually.  Here are some of the things that frighten me.

1) Venus Flytrap

2) The metal thingy on the aluminum foil box

3) Can openers - the ones that saw around a can, not the ones that poke a hole in a can

4) Razors - it's a wonder I ever shave my legs!

5) Cheese grater (is that right?  Surely it isn't "grader?")  One time I accidentally hit my finger while I was shredding cheese and it gave me a boo boo 

6) The Darkness - criminals lurk in the dark, I just know it!

7) Sleeping in tents at Girl Scout camp

8) Bats

9) Snakes

10) Creepy brown spiders in the garage

11)  Black widow spiders

12) Robbers

13) Guns

14) Knives - I have only recently started using "real" knives instead of butter knives!

15) Tornadoes 

16) Earthquakes that might crack the ground open and I will fall in the crack and be smushed 

17) A world with no chocolate

18) Heart attacks

19) The fear of not making it home when I have to poop (don't judge)

20) driving to a new place or having to find parking at an unfamiliar place

Thank you for your time and attention as I lay my fears out for y'all to read about.